We have a thing for St. Patty. We like his holiday. And while we are totally and completely aware of the bastardization of the day that was originally established to honor the guy who taught the Irish about the holy trinity, we think, hey. What's so bad about being a bastard, and also, isn't the holy trinity a reference to the three different kinds of alcohol (beer, wine and liquor, or whiskey if you're a purist, which we aren't)? So we're thankful to the man who invented the 3-point shamrock plan, is what we're saying. And so should you be. And you should honor him. On his day of worship. By drinking all three kinds of alcohol. But mostly stick with green beer. It's pretty much the most reverent of the three, and it's probably the safest. Oh. And while you're at it? Why not wear some sick St. Patrick's Day t-shirts that reveal your desire to honor the man himself? Show off your homeboy status, or dress up in a green tuxedo. Let everyone know you're an Irish girl, or just point out the Irish Yoga poses you'll be working later in the evening. Only -- please keep your shirt on while you're doing them. (We're like a public service announcement. If public service announcements were angsty, gin-soaked, underslept technicians of mayhem. Who like peanut butter on their saltines.)
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